Gotcha…next time I see you I get to give you a punch in the arm….
Open Letter to Facebook
Open Letter to Facebook
Even though I know you are in deep shit_thanks to the perpetually-rising number of law suits you seem to be attracting and quite a few countries blocking you_I still hopelessly hope everything is well at your end. But this open letter is neither about your multi-million law suits nor my depressingly stupid life. It is about the mess that your system currently seems to be i…n.
Your comment system is a mess. You don’t notify me of new wall posts or the likes my comments receive. I have to stalk my own profile to see if something new has happened. It doesn’t seem fit to you to tell me about friend requests that I receive. When you do notify about something, you keep doing it until it pisses me off and I have to go to the notifications page and remove that particular God damn notification myself. On top of it all, you keep introducing new features like the new photo viewer. Take my word for it Facebook, everyone hates it. It’s just a giant pain in the ass. And don’t even get me started about the disappearance of the comment button. To increase security you very thoughtfully introduced Secure Browsing through https for the whole site rather than just the log-in but as expected, you screwed up: forgot to make sure that applications supported https as well. Now every time I have to use an application I have to disable https, log-out and log-in again to enable https again. The only features that seem to be working perfectly are poke, status updates (thank God you can bypass the 420 character limit now). Your advertisement system works flawlessly though. Every time I type shit I can see advertisements corresponding to cat-shit-bags. Is it Mark or one of his programmers who seems to have developed some weird for fetish cat-shit-bags? I think they should spend a little time out of the office rather than working 24*7 while being wired in.
And now you tell me that you had to disable my account for violations of FB policy that I am sure NO ONE has read the shit. You give me no information on why…when I go to your HELP page, it just gives me stock questions and answers that I am sure you are the ones that wrote it…your HELP page is about as useful as tits on a bull. What the fuck is with all this censorship fuck crap? Who the fuck died and made you god of “I will decide if it is tasteless or not.” I have seen examples of 1 person complaining to you about a certain picture or word and with out even investigating you just shut that profile down…its called being lazy….
I could go on..but nobody at Facebook would bother reading this in the first place..
Seriously, tell me where the problem lies. Is it the servers?Is it the lazy, high-on-weed-programmers? Or is it Zuck himself? Hey Zuck….go fuck yourself fucking HITLER
Even though I know you are in deep shit_thanks to the perpetually-rising number of law suits you seem to be attracting and quite a few countries blocking you_I still hopelessly hope everything is well at your end. But this open letter is neither about your multi-million law suits nor my depressingly stupid life. It is about the mess that your system currently seems to be i…n.
Your comment system is a mess. You don’t notify me of new wall posts or the likes my comments receive. I have to stalk my own profile to see if something new has happened. It doesn’t seem fit to you to tell me about friend requests that I receive. When you do notify about something, you keep doing it until it pisses me off and I have to go to the notifications page and remove that particular God damn notification myself. On top of it all, you keep introducing new features like the new photo viewer. Take my word for it Facebook, everyone hates it. It’s just a giant pain in the ass. And don’t even get me started about the disappearance of the comment button. To increase security you very thoughtfully introduced Secure Browsing through https for the whole site rather than just the log-in but as expected, you screwed up: forgot to make sure that applications supported https as well. Now every time I have to use an application I have to disable https, log-out and log-in again to enable https again. The only features that seem to be working perfectly are poke, status updates (thank God you can bypass the 420 character limit now). Your advertisement system works flawlessly though. Every time I type shit I can see advertisements corresponding to cat-shit-bags. Is it Mark or one of his programmers who seems to have developed some weird for fetish cat-shit-bags? I think they should spend a little time out of the office rather than working 24*7 while being wired in.
And now you tell me that you had to disable my account for violations of FB policy that I am sure NO ONE has read the shit. You give me no information on why…when I go to your HELP page, it just gives me stock questions and answers that I am sure you are the ones that wrote it…your HELP page is about as useful as tits on a bull. What the fuck is with all this censorship fuck crap? Who the fuck died and made you god of “I will decide if it is tasteless or not.” I have seen examples of 1 person complaining to you about a certain picture or word and with out even investigating you just shut that profile down…its called being lazy….
I could go on..but nobody at Facebook would bother reading this in the first place..
Seriously, tell me where the problem lies. Is it the servers?Is it the lazy, high-on-weed-programmers? Or is it Zuck himself? Hey Zuck….go fuck yourself fucking HITLER
